I’m Sick of Mitt Maulers and Willard Whitewashers

On one side we have the “Mormon Romney is satan” crowd and the “Romney is a secret liberal” group screaming to not vote for the Mittster.  They argue not to vote for Mitt – even now - on religious or conservative purity grounds.

On the other side we have the perpetual RINO’s gloating about their inevitability or those metrosexual Mitts that are petrified of saying ANYTHING negative about Romney fearing that it automatically extends the lease at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for four more years.

Neither are thinking straight.  (Oh yeah...  “IMHO”)

GROUP 1.

Anyone who thinks that Mitt Romney will be any more effective than George Bush 41 likely also thinks the Chief Justice Robert’s ObamaCare decision was helpful to the country or at least the GOP.  If you are in that category, YOU are the problem.  You are the people who didn’t want to press the budget ceiling debate and settled for Boehner’s $1 Trillion Defense cut “compromise” with Harry Reid.  You make me sick.  And mark my words – you will no longer run the GOP or the conservative movement.  We, the Tea People, won’t let you.

You “let’s don’t rock the RINO boat” people caused the Pelosi/Reid takeover by straying from limited government principles, too afraid to call out George Bush for fear the democrats would hear you.  Frankly, you seem to love your political party more than your country.  It is indisputable that Romney’s governing record was dismal including the outright lies he made to cover his implementation of gay marriage by Executive Order in his state.  Not only is he NOT a good representative of the GOP or conservatism, there is absolutely no reason to believe he will govern any differently from his liberal leaning moderate Massachusetts RINO record no matter what he says.  George Herbert Walker Bush channeled Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan to get elected in 1988 and we ended up with Bill Clinton as the real Voodoo economics voiceover had to actually, you know, make decisions and lead.

KNOW THIS Group 1sters: Every true patriotic Constitutional conservative will be fighting you like Neo on Mr. Smith in Tampa in hopes that we can get to a second ballot.  We will take any chance to not just to delay the inevitable destruction of true constitutional conservatism under Romney – but to actually fix it.

GROUP 2.

Those who think that Mitt’s Mormonism (or his lack of a true conservative ideology) are more important that stopping a forger with his finger on the button and who just gave himself the ability to suspend all cell phone and wired communication under last Friday’s Executive Order, are one “M” away from the LDS themselves.  They are morons.  (That means ESPECIALLY you Bill Keller.)  As Gabor Zolina wrote at Western Journalism, “Why doesn’t a President need this power with only 120 days left in office?”  Even WITH having to get reelected, Barry Obama and Hilary are giving away our sovereignty via the sea treaty LOST, the UN gun control treaty, the gulf drilling forgery and the Russia Alaska island give away crimes just to name a few.  I supposed you Pharisees also refuse to let the Pakistani doctor in the Emergency Room apply the tourniquet to your loved one who has been in a car accident too?  Yeah, let’s make sure that every cook at every restaurant tithes and isn’t fornicating as well.  After all – THE TOUCH YOUR FOOD!!  (insert spooky noise here.)

First to the sanctimonious subset of Group 2, the Mormon Alarmists: I’ve got news for you.  Even Barack Obama, isn’t the anti-Christ either (though he’s trying very hard).  How about the active GOP adulterers and accepters of bribes in Congress?  Where is your selective outrage about their sin?  The only people Jesus cursed and upbraided were the self-righteous religious people.  Romney has said out of his own mouth that Jesus is Lord and that he accepts the Bible as the Word of God.  That very bible says that ONLY God knows a man’s heart.  You who actively call Romney satan and spew hate are not Christians.  You are like your father “the accuser.”  Jesus didn’t do that.  Why can’t you unemotionally point out problems without attacking him PERSONALLY.  He is not part of a plot by the Mormon church to take over the world.  If so, they will be sorely disappointed because the man can barely lead a willing horse out of burning building.  You people embarrass the rest of us Christians who know it will be extremely disappointing if Romney does become the nominee in Tampa and likely wastes a real chance at getting this country back to a Constitutional mindset.  Yes Mormonism is a cult.  Yes, they have weird Scientology-like doctrine.  But not a single person will respect your opinion since you are a rabid, fire breathing stranger to them with no credibility.  Minds are not changed that way.  And in comparison with what Obama is doing – he’s not going to start conducting secret rituals in the Oval Office any more demonic than what the current occupant is doing.

“Purist” economic conservatives and/or uneducated libertarians are the other half of this second group.  Of course Romney is lying.  Of course Romney will end up leaving some kind of health care.  Of course he will end up NOT reforming government.  Y’all acting like the weenies in grade school who would sit down in a tantrum and cry if they didn’t get to be the pitcher on the pee-wee league.  Your are ignorant of history if you think the guys who WROTE and RATIFIED the Constitution were all on the same page.  Most likely we would have been un-unified when England and France wanted to re-invaded us, had they not duped the dumb slave-loving Southerners with the “all men are created equal” definition.  (Yes they were dumb because they didn’t think that slaves were included in “all men”.)  Just look how torn apart the country became when the Federalists and Jeffersonians didn’t have George Washington to keep the peace.   But like World War 1 and World War 2, we Americans unify to attack the biggest threat to us all, and push off the things that won’t kill us to argue over later.

And let’s face it.  Four more years of Barack Obama and his Marxist Round Table WILL put an end to our countries future for a very, very long time.  Even the non-conspiratorial probabilities are disastrous. Many Cubans that were intimidated by the charisma of Fidel Castro learned quickly how hard it was to overturn a tyrant AFTER he had power.  As did the Russians.  And there isn’t another democratic republican superpower out there that will come to our aid.  In fact China, North Korea and every other group already has plans to keep us under the thumb of oppression.  As the Taliban proved, if you keep compromising, you end up with tyranny.  You won’t be mistaken for a tin foil fool by firmly resisting more desecration of our Constitution.

So let’s please be rational.  Romney is NOT the nominee yet.  Although the media, the GOP and the conservative MSM don’t want to tell you – this delegate thing is long from settled.  And there is every prospect that the RNC will attempt to use Obama-like tactics to grease the track for Mitt’s coronation in Tampa.  The scaredy cats of Group 1 will cry and wail like a 6 year old brat having to each spinach before going to bed early.

So for TRUE conservatives, I propose this plan:

A) Attempt ordered chaos in Tampa, pressing the delegate challenges to attempt a brokered convention.   At worse, Romney still has his cash and he knows he will have to keep the Tea Party happy.

B) If we are successful at getting to a second ballot, we steadfastly refuse ANY candidate that 1.) can’t argue effectively in the media or the debates, 2.) who has successfully crafted multiple successful national campaigns based on conservative principles and 3.) who will give clear differentiation's over Obama’s lies like "$2.50 gas."  It wouldn’t hurt if that candidate had balanced the budget 4 times in a row in the 90’s and reformed welfare.

C) If we are not successful, we get Mitt elected to stop hemorrhaging of our freedoms under Hugo Obama.  And (although it won’t help) we ask the new administration to investigate and prosecute ALL of the crimes of the past 4 years, this time not allowing Obama to become “senior statesman” like G. Bush did to Bill C.

D) When Mitt is elected, we work our tea stained trousers off to get Jim DeMint types at every local, state and Federal position possible while figuring out how to take over the GOP party.  UNDER NO CASE do we let Mitt slip into RINO mode as many did with Bush for fear of criticizing him.

E) When RomRom reverts to his RINO ways – we fiercely attack and embrace a Gingrich or Palin type (Scott Walker?) to challenge in 2016. 

But we vow to never, ever, trust a man who implemented the most liberal policies of ANY state in the nation in enacting policies of socialized health care, abortion, gay marriage and cap and trade.

Posted in: 2012,campaign,Conservatism,conservatives,election,Mitt Romney,Mormonism,politics